Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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