why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
The adults are the big ones right?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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