pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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