she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
