All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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