i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
