I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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