we're blogging at a bar
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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