I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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