I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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