apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm like, not good at living.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
