I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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