just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
