mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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