Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Having a random hookup so left but love u
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she told me i tasted like america
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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