Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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