My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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