Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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