I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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