How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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