So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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