That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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