Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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