Nicole vs. Life
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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