It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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