Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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