Taylor Swift is so right about you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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