it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I think I sprained my soul last night
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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