He is an equal opportunity slut.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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