Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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