i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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