at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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