So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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