Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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