i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Need sex. Gaining weight.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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