Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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