So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well you can't waste a boner
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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