fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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