'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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