im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
