When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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