"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
