Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think your dad took our porno
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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