Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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