i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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