Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
