I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My ass is underappreciated
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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