I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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