What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
