im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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