I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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